And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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