She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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