you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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