We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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