I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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