I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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