OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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