my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
