I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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