Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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