Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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