I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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