omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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