I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
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Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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