so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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