then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
