i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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