I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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