I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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