So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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