5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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