Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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