I can't watch pbs sober anymore
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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