I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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