Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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