It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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