I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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