he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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