Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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