God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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