I'm jealous of your bromance
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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