I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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