I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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