If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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