i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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