'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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