Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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