Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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