yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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