I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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