i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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