When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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