Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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