i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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