would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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