i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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