You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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