would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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