Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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