Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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