I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
COCAINE IS GR8
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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