I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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