I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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