Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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