STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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