im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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